(Sung to the tune of "Peter Cottontail")

There goes Joseph Lieberman,

Running for VP again.

Three years early's ne'er to soon to start

See, he's got a cunning plan:

Go more pro-war than Dubbya can.

Get indy votes taking Saddam apart.

"Let's nuke Iraq - nuke it today!"

He pounds the lectern proudly.

But don't ask soldiers in harm's way,

'Cause their votes were not heard loud-ly

There goes Joseph Lieberman -

Name-drops 'Holocaust' again.

It's enough to make you lose your wits.

Says He's an observant Jew.

There's things on Saturday he can't do.

Maybe that's the time that he admits

That while he stood pontificating,

His running mate was obfuscating?

Does he ever think, 'Man, Gore's a piece of... well...'

'Cause Joe and Bill Bennett were once pals:

'Silver Sewers' for everyone!

But he ran with Gore, Bill found him a boor,

And their moral crusade was done - oh

There goes Joseph Lieberman

Maybe he'll go away, again

So we won't have hypocrisy in 2004...?

Do-de-OH-doh